People Crack Me Up

Okay I just got a call from a girl wanting to know about renting an apartment. After I told her all the deposits and that we do a criminal back ground check she asks me if she has a record, will it disqualify her to live here. Now I have had young ones thinking that a speeding ticket will disqualify them from living here so I ask her what her record is. She proceeds to tell me driving with a suspended license, theft 1, 2 & 3 etc. YES THIS WOULD DISQUALIFY YOU!!! If she cant live by the rules where ever she is now, how do I know she will here? And I had no idea there was so many thefts you can get. LOL! 1, 2 & 3? Sheesh. And she got all of them? No thank you. I have had people call me from in jail. Yes in jail looking for a place to live when they get out. I guess they need a place to live too but not here. LOL! Anyways, that's a day in the life of Marie. He he!